1 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:17,392 Don't tell her, though, that I said anything to you. 2 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,439 You know, Rick, I don't give 7-Eleven enough credit. 3 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,358 You see what those ones look like in Asia? 4 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,984 Like-like little grocery stores? 5 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:28,445 Morty. What's that, pal? 6 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,906 Y-Yeah, the new pool's pretty great. 7 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:33,909 - Who ya texting? - Nobody. 8 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:34,993 Nobody? 9 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:37,621 - Yeah. Nobody. - Okay, fine. 10 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:38,872 Kind of a weird response. 11 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,666 It's not weird. Privacy is a thing. 12 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,709 Says the guy who puts cameras everywhere. 13 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,586 Whatever. W-What you building in here? 14 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,129 - Freeze ray? - Kinda actually. 15 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,840 Making a beer that chills itself-- Morty! 16 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,510 - Why are you being weird?! - Let go of my phone, Morty! 17 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,513 Who are you texting?! 18 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,931 Nobody! 19 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,475 Son of a... Come on! 20 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,895 - What the fuck?! - It's fine. 21 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,606 - The fuck it's fine! - It's fine! 22 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,390 You're texting with that guy? 23 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,851 It's stupid, Morty. Seriously. It's nothing. 24 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,478 Evil Morty's dangerous. And evil. 25 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,106 Exactly. Which is why sometimes he reaches out 26 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,691 and threatens to erase our family... 27 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,901 unless I help him with stuff. 28 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,570 You work for that guy?! 29 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,739 He's like a Q that makes me do things for him. 30 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,158 You know Q, Morty? From Star Trek. 31 00:01:56,241 --> 00:02:00,912 Okay, so imagine a cosmic gay guy obsessed with chess. 32 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,001 - You gonna pick that up? - You gonna make this weird? 33 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,461 I'm not allowed to be concerned? 34 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:08,879 You sound insane right now. 35 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,297 Hello? Shit. 36 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,091 What, you don't answer my calls now? 37 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,093 Hi, Morty. 38 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:16,637 Yeah. Feeling's mutual. 39 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,473 Rick, I'm not interrupting something, am I? 40 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,559 I was just catching Morty here up on our... 41 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,519 off-screen exploits. 42 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,897 You two don't share everything as a couple? 43 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,857 - You know I hate you, right? - I do. 44 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,817 It's why I try to just text. 45 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,153 Let's go. 46 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,367 What the heck? Morty, you want to come on this one? 47 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,118 At your own risk, obviously. 48 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,120 You know what? Yeah, I will. 49 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,997 - Morty. - Cool. 50 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,960 - I think we can take him. - "We"? 51 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:51,463 - Fuck you. I'm helpful. - You guys scheming over there? 52 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,589 - Yes. - No. 53 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,509 Right. Morty, you haven't seen this. 54 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,136 Anything happens to me? 55 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:01,431 Gone. Forever. Across all infinity. 56 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,520 Dude, they just sit there? Always? 57 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,397 They're from an ideal hostage dimension 58 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,941 where everyone's super-trusting and never has to shit. 59 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,442 There's no Morty. 60 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,486 If he erases you, he erases himself. 61 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:15,904 Can we move this along? 62 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,824 There's a guy eating the multiverse. 63 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,909 There's always a guy eating the multiverse. 64 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,619 His name is Frumblewurmple. 65 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,954 - No, it's not. - It's not. 66 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,872 It calls itself "The Collective." 67 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,458 At some point, it'll reach the Central Finite Curve. 68 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:29,668 Then it'll be our problem. 69 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,420 More exposition than I expected. 70 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:32,546 He does this to torture me. 71 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,841 No portals. This thing absorbs our stuff and learns to make its own 72 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,384 and we're fucked. You're driving. 73 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,932 Do you guys usually talk or... 74 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,434 is it different because I'm here? 75 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:46,852 - Morty. - We usually talk. 76 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,562 It's boring physics stuff, Morty. 77 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:52,733 And you two defend the Central Finite Curve together? 78 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,651 Since when do you care about anything? 79 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,319 I don't. That's why I make him do it. 80 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:57,821 Thank dick, we're here. 81 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:21,762 Uhp, it sees us. 82 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,894 - Get in the suit. - What?! 83 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,604 Morty, this is multiversal galactic shit. 84 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,272 I have to focus a little harder than usual. 85 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,982 - Get in the suit. - Make him wear the suit! 86 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,650 Evil Morty doesn't need the suit. 87 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,779 Morty, get in the suit or go home. 88 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,657 Oh, it disappears. That's nifty. 89 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,576 What's that? Nano-mesh? How's he breathing? 90 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,411 It recycles the oxygen internally. 91 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,580 - Can he piss in there? - He can piss in there. 92 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:49,998 I won't need to. 93 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:06,306 Okay. Sample container's done. Should be absorption-proof. 94 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,725 - Huh. Pretty small. - Nice. Good stuff, Morty. 95 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,019 - Very helpful. - Load your fucking thing in. 96 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,945 - All set. - Let's wrap this up. 97 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,911 You are tremendous to be attempting this. 98 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,747 It will be an honor to absorb you. 99 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,335 Don't let it touch you. 100 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,553 - Car, clear out. - Way ahead of you. 101 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,523 You can't outrun me. 102 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,358 You'll be me. 103 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,475 I am The Collective! 104 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,315 Rick! 105 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,449 Hey! 106 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:52,662 Oh, I get it. 107 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,760 Plant these charges. 108 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:18,229 We have absorbed countless technologies, Rick Sanchez. 109 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,856 One of them will be your equal. 110 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,274 Nice of you to explain. 111 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,401 The more you understand of The Collective, 112 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:26,780 the easier you will be for The Collective to absorb. 113 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:27,948 Lucky me. 114 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:38,208 This is me, but it is coating something that is not me. 115 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,961 Uh, we-we are The Collective. 116 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,712 I am The... The Collective. 117 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:47,342 I did not say or think those things. 118 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:50,720 And I don't think I sound like that. 119 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,015 What are these? 120 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:57,769 Uh, definitely not charges of some kind. 121 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,105 I think that's exactly what they are. 122 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,732 I will absorb them. 123 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:08,446 - Shit. - I am the threads of time, 124 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,032 bound and perfected. 125 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:14,327 And your time is up! 126 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:25,839 What?! I do not understand. 127 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,716 I am The Collective. 128 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,968 I absorb all. 129 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,804 Right. And you just absorbed a compression algorithm. 130 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,765 - What?! - Now you'll absorb yourself forever. 131 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:40,979 Impossible! 132 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,064 I am The Collective! 133 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:47,193 No! I am The Collect-- 134 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,158 Way to get captured. 135 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,743 Obviously not my fault. 136 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,286 You really fucked me there, Morty. 137 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,080 "Uh, definitely not, uh, charges of some kind." 138 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,750 It was stressful. Okay? That was... Geez! 139 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,711 Although getting captured kind of worked out. I didn't mind it. 140 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:05,920 I liked talking to that guy. 141 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,214 Yeah, way better than the dude from last week. 142 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:12,969 So, you-you guys do stuff like that together a lot? 143 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,304 Only sometimes. 144 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,850 Should we hit a diner? Is that crazy? Get some waffles? 145 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,226 What?! No! 146 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,562 Rick, tell Morty we're getting waffles. 147 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,071 Something to drink? 148 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:34,282 One... Two milkshakes, actually. 149 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,743 - Coffee with vodka in it. - Amen. 150 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,203 You have fun, Morty? 151 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,829 Today was actually a pretty good one. 152 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,247 And you only threw us off a little. 153 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,291 - My apologies. - All good. 154 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,335 Me and Rick just have a... rhythm. 155 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,087 It's a fiercely unsteady truce, Morty. 156 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,172 Either of us could backstab the other at any time. 157 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,965 I get why he never looped you in. 158 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:55,011 I mean, if I'm calling this guy, must be this tall to ride, you know? 159 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,179 I'm sure. 160 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,515 Don't let him rile you up, Morty. It's all dumb. 161 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,851 Mostly just levitating with power and screaming as our eyes glow. 162 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,520 Sometimes we do a huge beam together. 163 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,355 - What even are you? - Jesus! 164 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,482 May I go to the bathroom, please? 165 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,359 I gotta give these waffles some runway. 166 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,986 What do I look like, the bad guy? 167 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,447 You are permitted. 168 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,741 He's a big softie once you get to know him, huh? 169 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,619 Even showed me some... time travel stuff. 170 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,496 I'm gonna shove these waffles up your ass, pal! 171 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,206 - Heavens! - What the fuck are you doing here? 172 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,707 You gonna replace me? 173 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,126 I'm not sure what you're talking about. 174 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,418 Uh-huh! Home-wrecker! 175 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,963 You see this? All this messy... 176 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:33,007 whatever this is, it's weakness. 177 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,884 - Fuck you. - You know what? 178 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,678 Maybe I will steal your grandpa. 179 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,931 But not because I love him, because you do. 180 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:43,309 Here we go. Two milkshakes for the two kinds of Mortys: 181 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,061 the one who does whatever he wants 182 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,188 and the one who sucks my grandpa's dick. 183 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,774 You know what? I'll drink both milkshakes. 184 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,402 Just took a shit so big, it changed my brain chemistry. 185 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,779 What are we doing? We order those waffles yet? 186 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,407 - Can we go? - Morty, I took such a nice shit. 187 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,117 Don't make him tug my leash again. 188 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,578 No, we can call it. Boy, this was great, though. 189 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,121 Thanks for coming along, Morty. 190 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,832 Rick, we gotta do this after missions more often. 191 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:06,958 Uh-huh. 192 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,627 This one's on me. And, uh... 193 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,713 till next time, Gramps. 194 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,341 I winked. Maybe you couldn't tell because of the eye patch. 195 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,135 - We could tell. - Blackmailing prick. 196 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,829 Motherfucker! 197 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,248 Yeah! 198 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,876 We got him, Morty! We fucking got him! 199 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,377 I-I don't understand! 200 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,755 I put the blueprints for that dumb fucking Omega Device 201 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,340 in the Omega Device, Morty. 202 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,508 Eh, they've been wiped from every possible reality. 203 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,844 - You mean-- - Yes, you possessive fucking nerd! 204 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,305 We're free of that hack's bullshit once and for all. 205 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,015 Oh, sweet bliss! 206 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,600 I'm already forgetting what we're talking about. 207 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,853 God, he brought you along to flex. 208 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,064 He showed you his lair, that overconfident little bitch. 209 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,148 Predictable bitch! 210 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,275 That's what happens when you get too used to winning, Morty. 211 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,569 You start sucking your own dick, Morty. 212 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,409 He's gonna be coming for us, Morty. 213 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,370 He's coming, and he's gonna be pissed. 214 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,538 He doesn't have the luxury of subtlety anymore. 215 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,249 That smug dick. 216 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,131 He'll want to murder the shit out of me, Morty. 217 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,758 That's why I built this place, Morty. 218 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,843 This whole dimension is a bunker, Morty. 219 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:41,928 Oh, man. 220 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,846 We live in the bunker now, Morty! 221 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,181 We might be here forever, Morty. 222 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,475 Bunker dimension! 223 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,853 So Evil Morty thinks he's my nemesis. 224 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,731 Mostly just sucks. But he is deadly. Swallow this. 225 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,733 It's a kind of body-armor goo, so you can take some hits. 226 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,944 But only some. I'm not made of body-armor goo. 227 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,655 What about Space Beth? Space Beth is mean to me sometimes. 228 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,116 There's an evil version of Morty? 229 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,617 Yes, Jerry. Obviously. Keep up. 230 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,120 He's crafty. He's evil. He's a pussy-ass bitch. 231 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,413 He doesn't think I know this, 232 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,957 but his stupid Akira palm laser has a cooldown. 233 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,376 You get 20 seconds after firing it to tackle him. 234 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,004 If he corners you, yell a slur. A bad slur. 235 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,755 - What?! - That reaction exactly. 236 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,632 The worse the slur, the more time it buys you. 237 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,301 Jerry, pretend to shit your pants in fear. 238 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,012 - I'll see what I can do. - So we just live here now? 239 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,180 On high alert, but also open your heart 240 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,890 to the joys of the bunker dimension. 241 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,559 There's normal plumbing, and your friends and neighbors 242 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,852 all have combat training, 243 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,395 like Bunker Gene here. 244 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,272 - Oo-rah! - At ease, BG. 245 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,356 Now, ballistics. 246 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,359 Evil Morty does have a force field. It's annoying. 247 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,820 Is Bunker Gene from this dimension, 248 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,155 or do you think Rick brought him here? 249 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,448 Seems like he used to be a Marine. 250 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,199 No whispering! Whispering's the first step 251 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,368 to turning on each other. He might go for that too. 252 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,703 Classic bunker maneuver. 253 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,621 Just let us stew in here until we go insane. 254 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,541 So we can't go insane, even if we live here forever. 255 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,126 More questions? 256 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,627 No further questions. 257 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,176 Do you wish I was smarter? 258 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,594 Oh, Morty, have some dignity. 259 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,929 I don't know, maybe it was all an act, 260 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,515 but he's powerful and confident. 261 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,060 And you guys had real chemistry. 262 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,603 I can't even do chemistry homework. 263 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,022 He wears a villain accessory, Morty. 264 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,816 We are closing the book on this. Evil Morty sucks. 265 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,693 - You promise? - I promise. 266 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,613 And you're sure he can't break in? 267 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,240 It's unlikely, unless he's canonically mastered the tech needed 268 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,409 to bore through dimensional infrastructure. I don't know. 269 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,702 I don't keep track of that stuff. 270 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,459 I'm happy you don't like him more than me, Rick. 271 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,544 I think this one might be for keepsies, Morty. 272 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,171 - Shoot to kill. - Roger that. 273 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,814 Did... Did it work, sir? 274 00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,607 It worked. 275 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,495 Semper fi! 276 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,039 Ooh! He looks mad. 277 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,207 You like that, Morty? 278 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,251 He built a bunker dimension just for me. 279 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,670 I don't have to lie here. I built it for a bunch of reasons. 280 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,963 You're not special, pal. 281 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,047 I don't need to be. 282 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,678 You're gonna watch me kill him. 283 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,847 Oh, man. You sound as pressed as Morty was. 284 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,515 You do have a lot in common. 285 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,521 That's cute. How many of those you got left? 286 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,022 Like, two? 287 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,566 Is it two? 288 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,984 Three? 289 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,904 Yeah! 290 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,149 What's... What's happening? Am I missing something? 291 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,569 All our nanobots are killing each other's nanobots! 292 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,242 God damn it! 293 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,834 Morty! No! 294 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,673 - Shoot him, Rick! - What the hell?! 295 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,091 What are you waiting for? Kill him! 296 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,176 - Go on! Do it! - It's him! Just do it! 297 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,886 - Oh, fuck you! - Oh, fuck you! 298 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,096 You're really gonna do this? 299 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,056 You're really gonna try to make him shoot me? 300 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,140 That's your trick? 301 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,227 Just... Just say your whole plan out loud so he doesn't suspect you? 302 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,020 Shit. 303 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,240 We... We got him? 304 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,787 I really do hate you guys. 305 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,871 No, you don't. 306 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,207 That's the real reason you need to kill us right now. 307 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,626 Because for Rick, making me jealous was an act. 308 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,128 But for you... 309 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,796 Yeah. Run, bitch. 310 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,340 You leaned in hard. 'Cause you thought it was real! 311 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,425 Damn, Morty. 312 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,759 I saw what I saw, Rick. 313 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,595 He's got a big ol' crush on you. 314 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,514 I'd like to deny it, Morty, but I'm pretty irresistible. 315 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:27,023 All right, well, maybe it's us who need to run, bitch. 316 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,401 Huh? 317 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,156 - Jerry! - Not helping, Dad. 318 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,035 Twenty seconds. Jump him! 319 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,787 Yeah, you little eye-patched piece of shit. 320 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,131 You like that? 321 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,758 That little time device you showed me, 322 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,217 I made one too. 323 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,552 Just like the portal gun. 324 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,388 Always struck me as odd that Ricks don't do time travel. 325 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,141 I get that it's messy, but so are you. 326 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,643 Anyways... 327 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,311 good thing I'm not a Rick. 328 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,147 Hands where I can see 'em! 329 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,775 You're surrounded for 1,000 years in any direction, 330 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,151 you sick fuck. 331 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,597 Thanks for the tip-off. 332 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,182 A lot of people freezing time these days. 333 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,434 Just a concerned citizen, Officer. 334 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,687 It's societal breakdown, is what it is! 335 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,189 Nobody pulling over for ambulances no more neither. 336 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,649 All right, get him out of here. 337 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,068 I want this kid processed yesterday. 338 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,236 Hey, hey! Wait up! 339 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,656 What? 340 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,658 Oh, shit! 341 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,412 You touch me with that hand again, and I'll fucking cube it, pal! 342 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,956 You're nothing. You're less than nothing. 343 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,916 - Uh-huh. - Morty's right. 344 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,042 You do have a crush. 345 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,711 You needed the cops to win. 346 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,129 Ah! Scoreboard. 347 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,674 Sorry... Morty made it weird. 348 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,467 - We were never a thing. - Uh-huh. 349 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,595 Enjoy prison, fucker! 350 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,934 Season 9, baby. 351 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,061 Only... 352 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,896 an indefinite number more. 353 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,982 Sure glad we didn't have to use those slurs. 354 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,234 - Oh, my God. Same. - You had one ready? 355 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,819 Oh, don't act like you didn't. 356 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,446 Let's all say them at the same time. 357 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,781 Three. Two. One. 358 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,117 - Eww! Dad! - Jerry! 359 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,287 Wow! Evil Morty off the board for good, huh? 360 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,830 What are you gonna do now, Rick? 361 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,123 Nothing but green... 362 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,625 You know, green grass in front of us, baby. 363 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,587 - I need a vacation. - Oh. Nice. 364 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,466 But you do like me more than him? 365 00:20:58,549 --> 00:20:59,925 Don't be needy, Morty. 366 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:38,214 When are you in for, ape? 367 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,298 This is it? 368 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,675 You're not gonna put me in stasis for all of time 369 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,011 or, I don't know, remove my consciousness? 370 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,597 What? Bro, this shit's supposed to be punitive. 371 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,099 What the hell sucks about going to sleep? 372 00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,267 Nah, little man. 373 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,228 Y'all gonna be eating mush on a tray, 374 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,564 with, like, big aggro dudes that call you "Fish" relentlessly. 375 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,858 - Damn. - I mean, you can get jacked, 376 00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:00,569 but even then, you gotta hustle for that protein. 377 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,904 You guys have prison pegged. 378 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,823 We've had forever to do it.